Humor Articles
Gay Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt.
So he buys a new cock from the local r...
Genie
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said,
'OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'...
George Bush
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife
Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," answers the President.
"But sir, what about the mad cow?!!" as...
George Schwarz
George Schwartz, owner of a factory in Providence, R.I., narrowly escaped death when a 1983 blast flattened his factory except for one wall. After treatment for minor injuries, he returned to the scene to search for files. The remaining wall then col...
Getting Small Kenyan Businesses Online
Most of you will agree with me when I say that the Internet has created a level playing ground for everyone. Large corporations and small and medium-sized businesses can now compete on the same terms. On a local level though, this is far from being t...
Go to hell! But which part of hell?
Hell should be divided into levels. I know it seems like a weird suggestion but hear me out. If a person's greatest sin in life is sleeping with his friend's spouse, dont you think it will be a little unfair for him to burn the same way as - say - Os...
Good Morning Crass - Twitter 101
1. Get rid of the egg. People are afraid of eggs. You may hatch into a snake
2. Would you walk up to a stranger and beg them to follow you? Weird, huh. Thats what it feels like when you beg ppl her
3. If #FF was a child, many tweeps would be pa...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good:
You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:
She keeps interrupting
Worse:
With corrections
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Got all the Equipment ****
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
The wif...
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