Humor Articles
A Kenyan Royal wedding
Princess Cathirini Wandai and Prince William-Jimmy Keybakey's wedding day is finally here. The grooms mother, Queen Loocy Waitherero is very happy. Her son is finally getting married and she cant wait to see whether it will be as Epic as the day she ...
A leaner cabinet ...
I wrote about this at the beginning of the year. With the current economic problems, I am forced to reiterate the need for us to reduce the number of ministries we have around. For those who missed this list last time, sample this....
We can merge...
A little girl and a glass of cider
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you want cider?" asked Mom. "To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl. Tired of all the tears, Mo...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl
approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play
house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts."
"Communicate...
A little leprechaun
A little boy was in the school's bathroom. He found there was no toilet paper so he used his hand. When he got back to his classroom the teacher asked what he had in his hand.
"A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
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A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the bod...
A man and his ex-wife
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,
he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife
sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't c...
A man and uncle Bob
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from
inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor
of the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am having
a heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to call...
A man flying in a hot air balloon
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces
his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further
and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot ai...
a man, a nun and a bus driver
A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you."
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The ma...
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