Humor Articles
LOLEST .... This is truly funny!
It's the final of the Safari Sevens Rugby, and a man makes his way to his seat right at the VIP dias. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No" says the ne...
Loneliness finally speaks out
Loneliness loosly laughs at me when I pay him a visit because frankly to him I have become quite the humorous tale. You see to him I am no stranger, and neither are some of you. (yes, he mentioned a few names:)
You see loneliness, whom I know very...
Lonely Frog ****
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This...
Love for Baked beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.
One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent they would marr...
Lucky night:
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for 3000, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of ...
Machine gun tower
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad
and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that
my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he
actually died in the auschwitz concent...
Macs, PCs, Linux
Macs, PCs, Linux lets not discriminate. After all, computers problems are just like a car wreck or a bad marriage it is just a matter of time.
What do you get if you cross a computer with . . .
A dog? Something with lots of bytes.
A p...
Maintain a Local Touch When Going Online
We all love to read or follow news that is more localized. We listen to local radio stations, watch local news and some of us even read the local gutter press with all its gossips and propaganda. Being local has more appeal simply from the fact that ...
Man at the beach
A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.
An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the ...
Man Saws Off Foot To Avoid Work
Just when you think that the world's idiot manufacturers have at last halted operations at iDiot 5.0 they suprise you again. They have obviously produced a better iDiot with all features of the previous ones plus dozens more including some scary ones...
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