Humor Articles
A full life
A Full Life
A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist is complimenting a Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asks how long it takes him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
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A funeral service
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.
They ope...
A good date
These three women were roommates. One night they had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time.
The blonde said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The brunette sa...
A good fairy
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip...
A gorgeous Kikuyu
A gorgeous Kikuyu lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old Luo man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the hal...
A guy walks into a drugstore
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.
He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?"
"Don't Miss me, mister."
"Well then, you better make it 13."...
A heart transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says, "Can I help? Have you lost something?" "No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on an...
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on
the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the
wife went on the ride by herself.
The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out...
A juggler, driving to his next performance
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the
police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your
car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful ...
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