Humor Articles
The City
A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So...
The Comedy That Has Become Football
So Torres has now ceased to be a noun - the name of a once feared Liverpool striker - to a verb meaning "to miss" and a source of ridicule to a misfiring Chelsea player who, so far, has cost Chelsea 25M for each of the two glorious goals he...
The company president and the chief security guard
The company president called the chief security guard into his office.
"Chuck, we've received a complaint from one of the employees that you are
making obscene sexual comments and putting your hands where they don't
belong. These unwanted advanc...
The Cow Has Refused? Oh Really ....
The cow has refused! Well, that phrase is no longer true. At least not in Meru apparently. There is this guy in Meru who decided to take the cow by its horns. For those not in the know, the story aired on NTV Monday night seven. A woman in Meru heard...
The Crazy Dictionary
Toilet: A room that functions very well when you in your house and vehemently refuses to flush when you are at someone else's house.
Politician: A guy whose head and ass have agreed to perform swapped roles.
Hard drive: They used to be called d...
The day I almost became a Chips Funga
I am a very worried human being of undefined gender. The twins that reside at the junction of my left and right leg - the ones that neighbor the huge guy (am talking a whooping 20 millimetres ... but I suck at math) who likes giving standing ovation ...
The Debate Yesterday - Analysis
A first in Kenya and indeed the region - Kenyans were yesterday treated to a live presidential debate organized by media houses. The candidates - as expected -strived to look good in front of the electorate but there was obviously a lot of weave snat...
The difference between women and dogs
The difference between dogs and women
1. Dogs don't cry
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
4. Dogs think you sing great
5. A dogs time in the bathroom is limited to a quick...
The Dog With Swag ...
This morning was quite the eventful one. I woke up as usual to do my morning run (I don’t know which devil possessed me into doing this by the way considering I currently can’t feel my legs). As I dragged my lazy self through the vengeful morning chi...
The Drunkard
An Mlolongo guy has been at a chang'aa joint all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober h...
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