Humor Articles
Are Beautiful Women Funny?
Actually the question here should be, are beautiful women indeed interesting? However, I will go ahead and address the question about how funny they are and ignore interesting all together. This is because interesting depends a lot on the activity in...
Are you suffering from Vitamin S deficiency?
A study by the Ministry of Health has raised the red flag over effects of Vitamin S deficiency among the general public. The deficiency of this vitamin whose scientific name is sex-iferol is in such high levels that the government is requesting sexpe...
Arsenal vs Messi: A football lesson
Michuki once said that if you rattle a snake, you have to be ready to be bitten by it. And Arsenal yesterday realized just how true that is. They rattled Messi with their goal. And he gave them a good bite. Ummmh! Make that Four bites. And after that...
as i went to sleep
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze
you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a ...
Away for 3 days
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronte...
Babies - Some honesty would do ...
I hate children. Um, let me rephrase. I hate toddlers. I cringe at the site of the small beings with zero bowel and bladder control. When you throw in projectile vomiting of milk recently ingested from another human being - and at zero notice - I wil...
Babies Babies Babies ...
I wish babies came with upgrades, you know, such that babies born this year come with a better operating system than last year. Just like phones and computers. I dont know about you but in my opinion, babies are born with very hostile software and ...
Baby sister/brother
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously
impressed...
Bad Dog ***
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer-by, who had seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of you after what he just did."
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BARTENDER & DRUNK
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife....
DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
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