Humor Articles
Valentines and New Types Of Lovers ...
Valentines is around the corner and there is a hook-up frenzy going on. Cupid has also been spotted in the possession of crude weapons including bows and arrows and victims claim he is aiming straight for the heart. However, it has also been noted th...
Vampires vs humans football game
Some more vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we're going to start a football team."
"Great," he said, "I'll be ghoulie."
They said, "When we've had a bit of practice we'll challenge the human beings to a game."
Dracula said, "Be...
ventriloquist
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by a theater patron during his show. The hick stands up and yells, "HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-ass remarks about us southerners being stupid all night long!
We're not all stupid ya kn...
Vern and his wife's behind
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?
Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone. ...
Visa na Mikasa ya Friday the 13th
Apparently, mocking Friday the13th could land you in lots of trouble. I started the day by asking why is it that though Friday is an ordinary day and 13th is a normal number, the two cannot get together without their motives questioned. I worked late...
Visa na Mikasa ya Valentines Day
Valentines came and went and I am hoping you came too because I did not. It was one of the rare Valentines day that I spent by my lonesomeness for very many reasons that will not be discussed in this forum. And no, I wasn't on my periods as someone s...
Visionless 2030
The government has announced that Vision 2030 will soon be renamed to a more fitting name. They are currently considering three names. LOL, LMAO and Who The Fcuk are we fooling?
The last one is the most appropriate one in my opinion.
If I was ...
Visitors Guidebook: Driving On Our roads
Welcome to Kenyan roads. We love visitors and we would like to take this opportunity to take you through the basics of driving in this country.
Driving in Kenya is such a blissful experience. That is if you ignore all the other idiots on the road...
Vultures and Fat cats wont help. Will you?
Kenya is such a beautiful country. We have amazing wildlife in our national parks like the Big Five and an even better offering of beasts in parliament which include vultures, fat cats and snakes. And what makes parliament even more interesting is th...
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