Humor Articles
25 Rules: Life, love, living....
I woke up on Sunday morning and started wondering what to do considering I was up at six o'clock on a cold freezing morning. And I decided to do something I very rarely do. Share a piece of myself. And considering I have chosen to remain anonymous fo...
25 Years Ago ***
"HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, wh...
25th wedding anniversary
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his
wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they
return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting
for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "...
25th Wedding anniversary ...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”...
3 Nuns & 4 Cucumbers ***
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.
They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were four for a dollar.
The nuns said agreed to purchase Four.
The puzzled merchant asked why th...
3rd graders
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
The blonde - she is eighteen....
50 cents hooker
A couple was having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it anymore.
The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.
So the husband drove her to the place whe...
68
While making love, he says:
' Darling, let's do 68!'
'68??? What's that?'
'You do it to me and I'll owe you one.'...
70-year-old man and a medic's Lamborghini.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's
office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic
cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."
"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthriti...
A bare naked french lady...
The official national pass-time for Kenyan workers is chatting. If you are an employer and you see people glued to their screens for hours, its not because they have become so industrious! They are chatting. And I had a rare encounter with some frenc...
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