Humor Articles
A Drunken Man ****
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing.
The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts.
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A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde -- the other two are make-believe....
A farmer
A farmer is sat in his local getting drunk when the barman wanders over and says, "Grateful as I am for the business, it's a beautiful day out there, why aren't you out there enjoying it?"
The farmer shakes his head, "Some things you just can...
A fat man, Rupaul, and Bill Gates
A fat man, Rupaul, and Bill Gates all died in a car accident. When they
reached heaven, God said, "You each could go back home but only if u give up
something u love." Bill Gates gave up money, the fat man gave up food, and
Rupaul gave up me...
A father and soap..
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it , not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in eac...
A father home from a long business trip
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son
riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the
money for the bike? It must have cost $300."
"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on," the...
A father of four
A father of four was driving like crazy to get home to his wife one valentine's night. He had promised her that he would be home for dinner that valentines. However just before he swerved into his home's driveway, a dog emerged and as he tried to avo...
A field trip
A school class went on a field trip to a life savers factory they were guessing the colors when they got to yellow they were stumped. The teacher said I'll give you a hint it might be something your mom calls your dad. Then a girl said I know ASS HOL...
A fierce ghast of wind
A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.
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A french cat and an english cat
There were two cats that enjoyed running together.
The first cat was english, called One-two-three.
The other was french and called Un-deux-trois.
One day when they were running they came to a huge river. The cats took a large run up and lea...
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