Humor Articles
Shinotsi the luhya
Shinotsi walks into a restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately
he cant remember how chicken is called in english. the waiter who want to take
his order is only English proficient. Shinotsi sees the guy next to him with a plate
w...
Shit My Dad Says ...
Twitter has the funniest of characters. And that I think is the reason Facebook's popularity is waning. And one such person is Justin who uses the handle @shitmydadsays. As the handle suggests, it is all about stuff that his dad says and here are my ...
Shit we can believe in ...
Exactly one year ago, the world sent home a Dick and a Bush. It was the day that all Luos and moderate Kikuyus shared in the moment of watching their brother become the 44th president of the US. Something was amiss though. I couldnt place it until af...
Shoe size
A woman went into a bar and saw a guy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet.
The man grinned and said, “Sure is! Why don’t we go to my...
SHUT UP! Esther Arunga can make a GREAT president.
They say celebrities are like stored fish. Unless they are kept cool, they start to stink. And I think Esther Arunga has been out of the fridge for a few days. Evryone is up in arms right now saying she is nuts coz she said she wants to run for polit...
Silent Fart
An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon. The wife giggles for a short while and then whispers to the husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?"
Her husband whispers back, "Well, for starters, you can p...
Sin of lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of h...
Skunk ***
A woman had a pet skunk which was a devoted pet to her for years.
One day the skunk died. The woman didn't know what to do at first, as she lived in an apartment and she had no place in the yard to bury her pet. So she decided to give the pet ...
Sleep's a lady, and am her bitch
My sleeping patterns have been a little zigzag of late, and I am talking a zigzag like the one I used to draw in nursery school. You see, while I am quite good at drawing now, I was absolutely pathetic at a young age; the kind of bad that draws a cir...
Smart Dog
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the
movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously at the boring spots, and...
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