Humor Articles
Music And My Love Life
If you are a normal human being like I am you love music and how it sometimes relates to circumstances in your life. Today I am going to reveal the background music that plays whenever I experience a particular 'Love' situation.
'If you love it.....
Must be the drugs
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so s...
My (twisted) Idea Of How The World Should End ...
What if the world ends today? What would you do? Pray? Just watch and wait for the grim reaper to touch your soul inappropriately? Run to get one more opportunity to clatter Nithi regions together with (hopefully) a member of the opposite (human) gen...
My Aunt and Her Cat ...
Cats will soon start rioting. They will get out of our homes and pour onto the streets chanting Haki Yetu very soon. And I wont blame them if what I heard last weekend from my cousin is anything to go by. If anything, I will join them in saying - nin...
My Becky Has A Problem
Dear Doctor;
U the last bastard i wud run 2 4 help bt lemmie gv a shot..may b ua pea sized brain might b f help...n-gga gt a problem wt my dick-[i call her becky]-cnt hold an erection 4 barely ten minutes...becky gets soft n eventualy anadoze......
My Bizzare Collection…
No… I do not collect colourful dudus or bottle tops or price labels from various supermarkets. Come to think of it, there isn’t anything bizarre about my collection and obsession. But before I get on with it I must tell you something about colourful ...
My Budget Proposals ...
Budget day, the day the govt tells us how much we need to bend over depending on how deeply they want to screw us. We must be whores. On second thought, make that a very dumb whore. You know, a whore is someone who gets money for getting screwed. A d...
My Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa;
You old man, are a tool. Despite many efforts of getting you to deliver stuff to me during christmas, you seem to always screw up the delivery. I keep seeing the stuff I asked for with other people. Like I asked for a beautiful girlfri...
My foreman got jealous
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"
Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thi...
My Friend is a virgin
Question : Hi my friend is a virgin and she keep on telling me she does have space for a man and she getting old i want to f*ck her but she always laugh what can i do iwant that....you know
Dun
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Answer: Let her grow old...
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