Humor Articles
Facebook code of ethics
A long time ago, when Facebook was the in thing, I wrote these rules.
1) Dont invite me to join stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should I help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran...
Faking Orgasms ...
A young Blonde was telling her friend at a cocktail party that she was off men for life.
"They lie, cheat, and they are no good. From now on, when I want sex I'll use my vibrator."
"But what if the batteries run out? What will you do?" ...
Families Families Families ....
Its a long weekend again. And these holidays bring us the best freak show on earth. The only one freak show on earth where u are always a willing actor. The one place where someone will pick their nose while talking to you and without you complaining...
Family
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, “Give me six double vodka.”
The barman says, “Wow! you must have had very bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and aske...
Farmer Petrovich
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local
minister comes walking around the corner.
The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that
sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"
...
Farting and allied gas emmissions act of 2010
These are the amendments to the farting and allied gas emissions act of 2010.
1) Farting is described as the act of emitting gases of all types and intensity, loud or silent, accidental or intentional, wet or dry through the rear opening or any o...
fashion
I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My
secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it
was, ...
Father to one of my kids
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and says: "Hello!"
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says,: "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies: "I think you're the f...
Father's ashes
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up...
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