Humor Articles
Sugar shortage? Or just an excess of leeches
I said it once and I'll say it again. The problem with being led by old men is that they enjoy watching the cost of living rise because it reminds them of when their dicks used to do the same. Sometimes they even give the living conditions hand jobs ...
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit sui...
Surprise Package
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do y...
T.G.I.F
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house Wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't realize it. I thought it meant Tits Go In Front'...
Tafsiri hii:
Mke na mume walisikizana wakitaka ngono watatumia maneno " kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe
Basi siku moja walikua wakakosana hata hawasemezani.
Baba akamtuma mtoto: " mwambie mamako nataka simu!"
Mama akamwambia mtoto: " mwambie imeharibika!"
B...
Tales of an Irresponsible Young Me...
Have you ever noticed the look kids get when they mess up? The real fear that is written all over their faces because they know all too well what will happen when their parents get their hands on them? Well, there were things in primary school which ...
Tardy pupil
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure...
Tea Party
Tea Party
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe one and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in
which my arm had been broken among other inju...
Teacher and Empty head
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said...
Ten reasons why men are like computers:
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shinny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push...
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