Humor Articles
He cuts off the phone when I call him
Dear Doctor,
Am in a relationship with a man though it is not stable. Whenever i call him he cuts off the phone and calls the next day claiming someone had annoyed him and we stay for many months without communicating as he claims hes always busy....
Headache ***
A husband and wife at a zoo, staring at a gorilla in a cage. The gorilla seems to get excited.
Husband: "I think he likes ya hun, Pull down your bra strap off one shoulder".
Gorilla: OOOH, OOOH, Ooh Husband: "Wow, now try pulling down y...
Help? I cannot get (a) Chile
Dear Doc;
Sup doc, i gat a huge problemo. Please don reply back shit as i need a c*rius responce. Am a 2nd year dudette at campo. I cnt get a chile dat my heart desires.
REASON: the bitches need cash dat i cannot give a.k.a dey are goldiggerz. ...
Hermaphrodite?
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says,...
Hey! That is NOT my fart.
A drunk guy heard Chris Martins' Cheaters Prayer on Saturday morning and what followed had me laughing hysterically. I had just left the house a few minutes earlier on my way to the bank just around my neighborhood. Just a few meters past my place, I...
Hickey Alibi ***
A married man had a secretary that was a sweet young thang, and so he decided to "work late" one night and take this girl to dinner. He called his wife to tell her and she said, "okay, no problem."
After dinner with the secretary, it was obvio...
Hide and Freeze
Two men arrived at Pearly Gates. <p> "How did you die?" the first one asked. </p><p>"Hypothermia," said the second. "How did you die?"</p><p> "You will never believe this," the first man said. "I was sure my wife was cheating on me so i came home ear...
Hilarious Customer Care Call ...
Thank you for calling Safaricom customer care center. We know you have been trying to get through since last week but dont worry, at least you got through today. We also hope your phone has enough charge since this will take longer than most calls.
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Hilarious Safaricom Messages ...
I think Safaricom ought to change some of these messages they send to you after you perform a service request (checking credit, topping up, blah blah blah) and the voice notifications. This is because I realized if you load your phone with a thousand...
Hilarious Spelling suggestions for Kenyan Names
After realizing Microsoft Word underlines most of our names, I decided to try my hand at some Kenyan names. This are the ones I found funniest. Note that I took the funniest word combinations of the given spelling suggestions....
1. Michuki - Mi...
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