Humor Articles
Two hunters
Two men, a Turkana and a Maasai were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first man says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you a...
Two Italian construction workers
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other "hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?"
pointing to the supervisor.
The other says, "I don't know, go ask him....
Two Saint Parrot and Two Hooker parrots
A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want t...
Two spoons
At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters
had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter
said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons,
therefore we keep them for replacement."...
Two strangers in a plane
TWO STRANGERS IN PLANE
Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow pas...
Types Of Sex Partners - Mens Edition
So our dear ladies have been bugging me about this post for quite a long time now. And all because I wrote one that categorized them into different types of sex partners some time back. I kept wishing they would forget but you know ladies. They do no...
Types of Underwear
After reading comments in a heated discussion on a certain site about what type of underwear is the best, I have compiled the following types. The default type is one we will call Msupa. These are those nice Boxers, briefs, thongs or panties which ar...
Types of virginity
They are definately a rare breed in Nairobi these days. Virgins I mean, and I mean for both men and women. So much so that people have resulted to using terms like Secondary virginity to mean people who were fucked up (quick literary too) but have de...
unethical duties
A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients.
However, a little voice in his head said...
Ungrateful Jew
A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea.
She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto...
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