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Great Sales Technique
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"
Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper.
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Guidebook To Speaking Kikuyu
Tribalism aside, it goes without saying that everyone in this country likes making fun of Kikuyus especially the stereo-type God-father donning unromantic ones.
To be a kikuyu is rather simple; at least language-wise. To show you how, first, lets ...
guy goes to a girl's house for the first time
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the
living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix some
drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the
mantel.
He picks it up a...
Guys Speak :: What guys REALLY mean ...
A lady friend of mine asked me the other day waht the obvious signs are when a man is lying when you ask him a question. Well, is he breathing? If yes, then he is more than likely to lie.
This is because men DONT answer women's question honestly....
Gynecologist Guessing Game
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a local gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately asked her to undress, afterwhich the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked h...
Hague Express flight PEV-2007 Announcement
Good afternoon Politicians. We would like to inform you that the Hague Express flight PEV2007 will be ready for take off in 24 hours. All politicians will be borading through GATE A - Reality Section.
We request that you observe the following bas...
Hand Therapy For Golfer
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and pr...
Happy Birthday to Me? More like insults galore ...
I woke up this morning and the first thing I got was a tonne of insults from people I am silly enough to call my friends. One suggested that while most people are born, I was farted and thus, I am a fartling! Another said we were commemorating a misf...
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