Humor Articles
Types of Underwear
After reading comments in a heated discussion on a certain site about what type of underwear is the best, I have compiled the following types. The default type is one we will call Msupa. These are those nice Boxers, briefs, thongs or panties which ar...
Types of virginity
They are definately a rare breed in Nairobi these days. Virgins I mean, and I mean for both men and women. So much so that people have resulted to using terms like Secondary virginity to mean people who were fucked up (quick literary too) but have de...
unethical duties
A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients.
However, a little voice in his head said...
Ungrateful Jew
A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea.
She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto...
Uniting colours of Kenya peace initiative
We all love our country. The problem is, sometimes some of us seem to forget how important living peacefully with each other is. We are one Nation, one people and we need to keep telling our friends, relatives and neighbours that. That is our respons...
Upgrade from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0
Dear Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, abnormally increasing the size of the wardrobe folder, and funny attempts to ...
Ur wife a virgin?
"Was your wife a virgin when you married?"
"I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."
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Use computers to look busy
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,
it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and
receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and
generally have a blast without doing anything remotely
related to work. Th...
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling to the Middle East
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling to the Middle East
AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation t...
Valentine's Card II ***
One of my neighbors sure learned a lesson last year on Valentine's Day. He gave this card to his wife extolling her virtues, beauty,and charm; said how lucky he was to have her; that he didn't deserve such a good woman.
Seems the more she ...
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