Humor Articles
Bear with me ***
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said,...
Beauty Cream ***
Little Mutiso watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" a...
Beauty products for men? You are kidding right?
Beauty products for men... Hmm! That right there, in my not so humble opinion, is an oxy-moron. I keep saying it over and over in my head and it still sounds wrong. Whenever I say it, my head spins off straight into the bizarre. Our male politician...
Beer isnt the problem in society. FOOD IS!
This past weekend, I hosted a horde of my friends for a BBQ at my place. The amount of madness in that party was only comparable to a crisis day in a mental hospital. From people having fits on the dance-floor and disguising it as dancing to others w...
Before you watch those mexican soaps ...
For some reason, a trio of ladies decided to give me a lesson on how to treat women like ladies the other day. I figured they must have skipped reading my ROMANCE AINT DEAD article. They proceeded to tell me to become some Alejandro - as they are cal...
Bernie is dead!
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Bernie Schwa...
Beware People - That Bitch December is coming ...
December is around the corner people. I suggest you buy a condom for your wallet. If you flirt with December, she will want you to go out drinking with her and eventually, she will want to do the horizontal gangnam style with you. And she is good at ...
Bill, Jim, and Scott
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would...
Biography of a Blonde
Biography of a Blonde
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought...
Birthday Parrot **
A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
The man tried hard to change the bi...
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