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Things an Idiot Sees At an ATM ...

So what is the deal with the idiots who spend a ridiculously long time at the ATM? How hard can select language, enter PIN, key in money and then collecting it and the receipt really be? Well, this morning I was the victim of a scenario where a guy s...



Things you wouldn't know without movies

Things you wouldn't know without movies If you decide to start dancing on the street everyone you bumb into will know all the steps. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any of any invading alien ...



Think before arguing with a woman

We all know how it goes. He tells him he will unleash his dragon on her. She falls for it only for her to realize later that the so called dragon was actually a lame baby lizard. She keeps the issue to herself until the man rubs her the wrong way and...



Think your job is hard? Try being a sperm ...

While most people complain about their jobs, I think sperms have the hardest job nowadays. If you were a sperm, you really dont want to be living in the body of a gay guy, a wanker and someone who gets lots of head. You know sperms exist with one ...



This is a Recording ...

A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot’s voice: “Ladies & Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you’ll see an engine on fire. If you look on the left side, you’ll see a wing on fire. And if you loo...



This NURU advert fella

I want to hire the NURU advert guy to fill the post of Ministry of Home affairs in my house a.k.a MBOCH. Yes, that retarded gay fella who carries soap in his pocket and dances like he has bugs crawling up his Ministry of Internal affairs. You kno...




This touched my heart ....

We read emotional stories everyday. But rarely do we read something that immediately makes you want to do something about it. Today, I read such a post by a twitter buddy of mine (@Ngendo87) and it immediately touched my heart. Here is the post .......



Those Matatu Seats ....

Matatus. We hate them, no doubt. But even with all the hate, people still have preferences for some over others. Of late, the tide has been shifting away from the once dominant 14-seater matatus to mini-buses and the other larger ones. However, the f...



three beggars begging on Wall Street.

There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day. The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of t...





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