Humor Articles
Prayer for daddy.
Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table.
Father: "Can you please pray for dinner!"
Little Johnny: "Dear God. Please, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!"...
Preacher at the Party ***
A local preacher was paying a visit to one of his church members on a Friday night, and heard a loud party as he approached the house. He knocked on the door and the owner answered.
Behind him, he saw a circle of naked men, with blindfolde...
pregnant typewriter
Did you hear about the blonde who thought her typewriter was pregnant? Seems it was skipping periods....
Pregnant woman and husband...
Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now.
Just before lying down on the bed, sh...
Pregnant women in a breathing class
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners,
and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was
teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with
informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at
...
President Bush, Tony Blair, and Bill Gates
And, just for good measure, well let Bill Gates have it.
-President Bush, Tony Blair, and Bill Gates have an audience with the pope.
The Holy Father points to President Bush and asks, What do you believe?
I believe in fighting terrorists, ...
Programmers
Programmer One: I hear if you play the Windows 2000 CD backward, you get a message from Satan.
Programmer Two: Thats nothing. If you play the CD forward, it installs Windows 2000 on your computer....
Prostitution is like Banking
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
Prostitution is like banking...
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
Puppies with a Pink Nose ***
A swimmer found herself minus the top of her bathing suit after a dive. Stricken with embarrassment, she climbs out of the pool, her arms crossed in front of her chest.
She had almost made it to the dressing rooms unnoticed when a small boy st...
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