Humor Articles
Stuck Under A Bridge
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. T...
Students Need Money
Students Need Money
A student was writing home to his parents, trying to hint that he needed some money.....
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ˘an't...
Stuff that makes you go, "OH SHIT!"
We all have situations in life that make you go, "Oh Shit!" ... Well, I have made a list of some of them.
1) A guy is waiting for his turn in the loo since you are inside. Then you realize after doing a serious load that the toilet can...
Substitute goods... LOL
Young Omondi was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in Nairobi. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly replied, "Out of stock." At this, the lady immediately turned ...
Sugar shortage? Or just an excess of leeches
I said it once and I'll say it again. The problem with being led by old men is that they enjoy watching the cost of living rise because it reminds them of when their dicks used to do the same. Sometimes they even give the living conditions hand jobs ...
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit sui...
Surprise Package
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do y...
T.G.I.F
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house Wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't realize it. I thought it meant Tits Go In Front'...
Tafsiri hii:
Mke na mume walisikizana wakitaka ngono watatumia maneno " kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe
Basi siku moja walikua wakakosana hata hawasemezani.
Baba akamtuma mtoto: " mwambie mamako nataka simu!"
Mama akamwambia mtoto: " mwambie imeharibika!"
B...
Tales of an Irresponsible Young Me...
Have you ever noticed the look kids get when they mess up? The real fear that is written all over their faces because they know all too well what will happen when their parents get their hands on them? Well, there were things in primary school which ...
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