Humor Articles
Nasty Bug
Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there....
Never argue with a woman
One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, p...
New pastor in town
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his c...
New rules for using the ATM
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures ...
No, I will not be hawking anything - Spon
Oval balls, sweating men and screaming women. No, its not a group of people doing the nasties am going on about here. Its the Safaricom sevens. And I will not be running across the pitch in my birthday suit with parts of me dancing more than others a...
Northern Ireland Blood Bank Notice
Northern Ireland Health Minister Edwin Poots has been in the news for saying he thought that people who engage in high risk sexual behaviour in general should be excluded from giving blood. In addition, he went ahead and named these categories as gay...
Not ripe.
A father and his three beautiful, blonde, daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the ...
Not so fast
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon.
She looked at me with a big...
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