Humor Articles
The heart that loves the most
The heart that loves the most
Is the same that gets broken the worst
But the heart that loves the least
Is the one that sees life through mist
For the soldiers who come forth from war
With blood and wounds and tears in the eyes
Are the ones who...
The height of ....
Every once in a while, you come across a piece of really funny lines and I stumbled upon one. This one just takes the biscuit. And I added afew of my own.
The height of.....
1) Height of patience : A naked woman lying down with her legs a...
The Hit And Run Terrorists
It had to happen. Al Shabaab threatened to bring the flames of war to Kenya if Nairobi did not withdraw its troops from Somalia. And now, sorry to say, we are shitting our pants all the way through extra time fearing that some of our body parts may d...
The Horror that is the dating scene
For a very long time I thought that I was walking around with a bullseye on my forehead (Nope, since I am a women, it probably was a sign on my chest) that was only visible to a specific breed of the male species. This bullseye had a neon arrow that ...
The Horse, The Bike and the little girl
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bi...
The ICC ruling, my two cents opinion
Since Judge Ekaterina Trendafilova (Forgive my imagination but I still think her name sounds like that of a hooker or rogue agent in a fast-paced spy movie) delivered her ruling indicting three and a half of the Ocampo five and a half, I have pretty ...
The Ice Skater
Jewel of the deepest core
I adore thee, skating on thin ice
The blades cutting into the hearts
Of those who would die for you
The pieces lost in the dark
The happiness seeked will be found,
But not soon, not any time soon
For the angels curs...
The Irishman's Wish
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer ...
The Kenyan Transport Fiasco
Isnt it funny how in Kenya....
1) If there is a pothole on the road and people complain that it be filled up, they fill it up with a pot-hill?
2) If you are in a matatu and it overlaps, drives on the pavement and on the wrong lanes, the driver ...
THE LIE CLOCK
A man died and went to Heaven, where he met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. However, as he looked around amazed by the beauty of Heaven, he soon spotted a large wall with millions of clocks on it and curious, he asked, "Excuse me sir, but what are all...
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