Humor Articles

The thrill of village weddings ...

“Ngai, niwekee kanyama!” exclaimed a woman with a rainbow of colors on her headscarf. I figured this was definitely not Nicole’s relative. No relative of Nicole would be so meat-starved to a point of pleading for meat in a wedding. They are known for...



The tomato. humbuger and the dick

This joke is about the tomatoe,the hamburger,and the dick. the tomatoe said to the hamburger you got it maid they slice me up and put me on bread.then the hamburger said to the tomatoe.you got it maid they slice me up and put me on buns.then the d...



The unhappy man

A man lost both of his arms in a car accident. When he recovered in the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window. As he looked down from the window, he saw a man with no arms just l...



There are cobwebs on my blog

If neglected blogs developed cobwebs, mine would be a creepy old one by now considering the reduced attention it has been receiving from yours truly this last couple of weeks. Dust has gathered on my posts am sure - and Loius the pest, he with nine l...



There is Nothing Wrong With My Grammar

So I'm not claiming that I'm the Grammar Police but I'm also not going to let you assume that I would probably die if my laptop didn't have auto spell check. I have actually disabled that feature so that IF I do make a spelling error it will show up ...



There's a Whore In The Backyard ....

There is that song that goes ... there's a hole in my bucket ... which also featured as a poem in one of the primary school English books I used to read. Well, today I thought I should corrupt it a bit. Turn on the naughty on it and see how it goes ....



These Marketing Slogans ...

We all love advertisers and marketers. They make our day trying to make us buy this product or that service or even support that cause. But its time to have fun at their expense. Tired of black outs? Bring the sunshine in with Nuru Multi-purpose s...



These two sexes ... Hmmm...

Someone asked me how women ended up in the kitchen while men are ever obsessed with football. Now am sure I will get in trouble for my reasoning on this topic but again, its my opinion. And I'll give it irrespective of the consequences. Let me sta...



Thierry Henry is Dead and Buried

Now that I got your attention using that outrageous title, let’s talk football. Of course Thierry Henry is a legend so you can put the pitch-forks down and read without itching to get to the comments section to call me a few names that would make you...



Things an Idiot Sees At an ATM ...

So what is the deal with the idiots who spend a ridiculously long time at the ATM? How hard can select language, enter PIN, key in money and then collecting it and the receipt really be? Well, this morning I was the victim of a scenario where a guy s...





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