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Upgrade from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0
Dear Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, abnormally increasing the size of the wardrobe folder, and funny attempts to ...
Ur wife a virgin?
"Was your wife a virgin when you married?"
"I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."
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Use computers to look busy
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,
it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and
receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and
generally have a blast without doing anything remotely
related to work. Th...
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling to the Middle East
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling to the Middle East
AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation t...
Valentine's Card II ***
One of my neighbors sure learned a lesson last year on Valentine's Day. He gave this card to his wife extolling her virtues, beauty,and charm; said how lucky he was to have her; that he didn't deserve such a good woman.
Seems the more she ...
Valentines and New Types Of Lovers ...
Valentines is around the corner and there is a hook-up frenzy going on. Cupid has also been spotted in the possession of crude weapons including bows and arrows and victims claim he is aiming straight for the heart. However, it has also been noted th...
Vampires vs humans football game
Some more vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we're going to start a football team."
"Great," he said, "I'll be ghoulie."
They said, "When we've had a bit of practice we'll challenge the human beings to a game."
Dracula said, "Be...
ventriloquist
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by a theater patron during his show. The hick stands up and yells, "HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-ass remarks about us southerners being stupid all night long!
We're not all stupid ya kn...
Vern and his wife's behind
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?
Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone. ...
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