Humor Articles
spelling contest
"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today,
and I missed on the very first word."
"That's too bad Son." consoled the Father,
"What was the word ?"
"Posse."
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Sperms
A group off sperms were released and aturally, they started swimming. After afew minutes, one retorts,
"God! Am getting tired,. How long till we get to the fallopian tubes?"
To which a sperm nearby replies,
"Its still a long way. We j...
Sphagetti
This guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti. He is served and after all of it is nearly gone he finds a hair in it. He calls the waiter over and says, "Do you see this damn hair? I ain't paying for this dirty ass meal!" and walks out.
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sqirrels
Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends....
Stevie Wonder and the Old Japanese Man
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
An old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the...
Stuck Under A Bridge
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. T...
Students Need Money
Students Need Money
A student was writing home to his parents, trying to hint that he needed some money.....
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ˘an't...
Stuff that makes you go, "OH SHIT!"
We all have situations in life that make you go, "Oh Shit!" ... Well, I have made a list of some of them.
1) A guy is waiting for his turn in the loo since you are inside. Then you realize after doing a serious load that the toilet can...
Substitute goods... LOL
Young Omondi was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in Nairobi. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly replied, "Out of stock." At this, the lady immediately turned ...
Sugar shortage? Or just an excess of leeches
I said it once and I'll say it again. The problem with being led by old men is that they enjoy watching the cost of living rise because it reminds them of when their dicks used to do the same. Sometimes they even give the living conditions hand jobs ...
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