Humor Articles
Santa n the whore
A guy and his family were gathered around the dinner table one christmas evening. He had brought his fiancee along on a meet the parents visit and his mother had already started having an extreme liking for the striking lady. Just then, they hear a s...
Sarah I loved you but I died ....
I went to a village school where the Ingrish teachers largely pronounced words in a manner that suggested that they hated them. The words were sang more than spoken and the result was a disaster. "Thi sisa Ndoa" was a popular statement to m...
Scottish nuns in America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrrived at the US by boat when one said to the other,
"I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"odd," her companion replied,
"but if we shall live in America we might as well do as the americ...
Screwed
This guy goes to a whorehouse and says to the Madam, "I want to get screwed." The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door. The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it, and says, "I really want to get screwed, bad!" A very sexy voice...
Secretaries and Computer problems
While sitting in a reception of a certain (very big) company, a secretary was getting frustrated by the printer on her desk. The computer and the printer were refusing to talk to each other - as they often do - to the chagrin of the technologically c...
Security Alert :: ChipsFunga 2.0 or SausageFunga 8.0 BETA Viruses
We have noted a number of problems related with the release of our latest version of Friday Entertainment Suite PF5 software into the Kenyan Market. The following are various observations and possible remedies to some of the problems.
1) There is...
Sex Education
Antonio came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Antonio, what'd you learn in school today?"
Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse, and masturbation."
Gra...
Sexy Frogs?
A beautiful, well endowed young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.
The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete ins...
Shame on our Members Of Parliament
“A State officer shall behave, whether in public and official life, in private life, or in association with other persons, in a manner that avoids —
(a) any conflict between personal interests and public or official duties;
(b) co...
Sherlock Holmes' Secretary...
Sherlock Holmes was the greatest detective ever from the popular Scotland yard. There are books about him and so many jokes about how good a detective he was. And my favourite and by far the funniest of Sherlock Holmes jokes I have ever heard is abou...
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