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How To Apply Make-up and Look Like A Douche
Ladies love make up. The problem is that sometimes, make up doesn't exactly share in the affection. Make up knows it's job description very well. To enhance beauty. Therefore, when make-up lands on a face where beauty is in otherwise less than adequa...
How To Cheat
My Lovely Doris,
I mean what I am about to say. I know distance weakens faith and trust... And love... Distance makes you do things... Lie, cheat, and lie some more... That, might have been how man was built! The moment we lose something, we quick...
How To Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand
We all have those moments when the subject of a one night stand decides to take the next day sitting. And this is mostly against your wishes and lack of balls to just tell them to bail in simple language that has no hints of misinterpretation. You st...
How to get your teeth knocked out in a movie theatre
Here are a few ways to get your teeth knocked out during a movie. I will not be responsible for damages you may (and will incur) if you try them out.
1. Narrate what is happening in the movie to an imaginary friend over the phone.
2. Pick Pop-c...
How To Make Corruption Soup with Impunity flavor
Ingredients:
3 large politicians - Uneducated, dumb and greedy.
2 Ministry officials - Freshly employed.
1 Huge Project - Unsliced for maximum gains.
1 Tender - Well advertised
3 Huge Companies - Freshly picked from the 'fictitious' li...
How To Make Eggs - Bachelors Edition
Bachelors have many problems when they are in their houses and most of them revolve around cleaning and cooking. However, thanks to poultry, eggs are available. And because they are very easy to cook, eggs are the way to go for a bachelor. Ladies won...
How To Parallel Park :: Ladies Edition
1) Locate parking spot. It will be the one you just drove past.
2) Apply brakes. Then reverse to appropriate distance to allow you to park.
3) Realize the space is not enough and reverse further back. Ignore hooting driver
4) Approach parkin...
How to pass a job interview
Now that interviewing panels have become like an interrogating squad, here's a way of putting them in their place. Apply for a job for the fun of it and answer the questions as follows!
Whats your name?
Hey, am the guest. You first
Where did y...
How to Please a Man
How to Please a Man
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your boyfriends.
* Show up naked;
* Bring beer.
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How to start a big business
A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"
The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"
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