Humor Articles
It's not what you say, but the way you say it
It's not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl was very flattered.
What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would...
Its a competitive world out there, deal with it
A call was made the other day, to Kenyans, to embrace local beer brands and shun the foreign beer brands that continue to penetrate the market. When I saw the words that were surprisingly spoken by an executive of a leading local brewer, the marketer...
Its a hard job being a President
The hardest job in the world is being a president. Ask Ben Ali and Hosni Mubarak. Its a job yes but unlike how CEOs run companies, yours is a steeper mountain climb, to put it mildly. If you thought of countries more like companies, you'd understand....
Its toothpaste
A blonde drops of her dress at the dry cleaners, on her way out the lady at the counter say, 'come again'
The blond says,
' its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch!'...
Jaguar XK140 convertible
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and
besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied
something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a ...
James' Beard ***
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do i...
Japanese Torpedo
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at least t...
Jill tells her husband
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, ...
Joe - an atheist
A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an
atheist! He doesn't believe in God or Jesus or anything! "Don't worry,
Honey," said her mom. "But Mom, he doesn't even believe in Hell! "Don't
worry, Honey," repeated her mom, "...
Julius Assange and his Chips Fungas
The name on most people's lips right now is Julius Assange. And no, he is not a Luhyia from Funyula constituency. He is the Australian who has been screwing the US government all week. And for that, he is now in custody. Many may argue its sex-relate...
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