Humor Articles
An elephant and an ant
One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods, she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She saw an ant passing and asked him to help her get the thorn out. The ant asked, "What do I get in return?" The elephant replied, "If you get it out, I'll ...
an old couple at the doctor's
An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination,...
An old snake goes to see his doctor.
An old snake goes to see his doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks, and...
And here I was thinking I was bad ...
Having confessed my misheard lyrics that I have sang out loud at one point or the other in an earlier blog-post, (learnt they are called mondegreens too) I dived into Google to find the worst lyrical errors and boy was I in for a laugh.
While I t...
And Man Then Said, Let there be PMS ...
Ladies, men did NOT create PMS. Am just plain tired of women behaving like men brought it home with the groceries and I equally cannot understand why men have to suffer for it. Its not like I sneezed and transmitted it to you! And for this reason the...
Angry wife
A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife an...
Animal game ****
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"Sally holds up her hand...
Announcement for New Degree course B.Sc (Drinking)
The University Of Nairobi has announced the introduction of a brand new degree course, B.Sc (Drinking), which will be offered through local pubs and restaurants at very affordable fees. Details for the new course as availed to the press are as follow...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her cha...
Apple Computers
Apple Computers
I heard this story on the news sometime ago.
Apple had a new computer under development. Their project name for it was "Carl Sagan" (I don't know why).
When the real Carl Sagan learned about this, he was upset. He demanded that...
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