Humor Articles
The Politicians Manual
So you've chosen to become a politician. On behalf of all who have been associated with politics, from the conception of communism to the dawn of democracy, we welcome you aboard this journey into unbridled power over the public.
The Politician's...
The problem with Kenyans On Twitter
I joined Twitter a while ago. Oh, the unbridled freedom those 140 characters can bring! Maybe this “Connect the World” thing I see on CNN really can happen on Twitter. During my campaign for this “microblogging site” (I don’t even know what that mean...
The request....
The request....
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holi...
The ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed.
Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!!...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't bat
an eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina.
"What are you going to use it for?" she asked.
"None of your business," answered the customer, beet
red and throughly offended.
"C...
The Scientist and the Frog
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet."
So th...
The Service
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
The seven-year-old had ...
The Seven Dwarfs
The Seven Dwarfs go off to the mine and leave Snow White at home. Some time later theres a huge explosion, and Snow white goes rushing off to see whats happened. When she gets there, all she can hear is this squeaky voice coming from down the minesha...
The Sheer madness of chain messages ...
This morning, I got a text message from my 17 year old niece telling me a wonderful blessing awaits me if I forward the message to five friends. Well unless Safaricom now allows you to redeem Bonga Points for blessings, am afraid the only thing I wil...
The Skiing Trip ***
Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the ho...
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