Humor Articles
A Confession ****
A man is driving down the road and sees a nun hitchhiking in the rain. He pulls his car over and offers the nun a ride.
The nun appears very grateful and says, "Thank you for giving me a ride, I wish there was some way to repay you for you...
a couple in new jersey
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the ...
A couple planning on getting married
A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn't have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go back to their new apartment after the wedding.
The groom had three close friends, that were prone to committing prac...
A cup holder
Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "...
a daddy and a son
A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold." At
this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, "How come you
called God 'Harold?'
The little boy looked up and said, "That's His name. You know,
"Our Father, who art in ...
A deaf woman and a deaf man
A deaf woman and a deaf man get married. On the wedding night the women gets into bed, the man shuts of the lights and jumps into bed.
The women jumps out of bed, turns on the light and signs to the man " what if you want to have sex with me?"
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A doctor and a patient
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
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A Drop Of Life On The Other Side Of Town
I toss in bed just in time to hear the cock crow .No I dont have a cock tied to my be post. That's the sound of my wake up alarm from the mulika mwizi phone I have owned for the last five years.And its a sound I have become accustomed to,day in day o...
A Drunk Man & the Priest ****
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper an...
A drunkard's poem
A drunkard's poem. Make sure you wont sing this one day
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think.
I'm not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slor...
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