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The Crazy Dictionary

Toilet: A room that functions very well when you in your house and vehemently refuses to flush when you are at someone else's house. Politician: A guy whose head and ass have agreed to perform swapped roles. Hard drive: They used to be called d...

March 12, 2011

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The day I almost became a Chips Funga

I am a very worried human being of undefined gender. The twins that reside at the junction of my left and right leg - the ones that neighbor the huge guy (am talking a whooping 20 millimetres ... but I suck at math) who likes giving standing ovation ...

July 11, 2012

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The Debate Yesterday - Analysis

A first in Kenya and indeed the region - Kenyans were yesterday treated to a live presidential debate organized by media houses. The candidates - as expected -strived to look good in front of the electorate but there was obviously a lot of weave snat...

February 12, 2013

1,975 reads

The difference between women and dogs

The difference between dogs and women 1. Dogs don't cry 2. Dogs love it when your friends come over 3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo 4. Dogs think you sing great 5. A dogs time in the bathroom is limited to a quick...

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The Dog With Swag ...

This morning was quite the eventful one. I woke up as usual to do my morning run (I don’t know which devil possessed me into doing this by the way considering I currently can’t feel my legs). As I dragged my lazy self through the vengeful morning chi...

January 04, 2012

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The Drunkard

An Mlolongo guy has been at a chang'aa joint all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober h...

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The End of the world is here

Everyone wants to go to heaven. Only problem they say is that nobody wants to die. And without death that transition is not likely to take place. And the morbid fear of death and damnation is what false prophets and preachers work with. I said the ot...

May 20, 2011

9,190 reads

The exzackery disease

A really ugly girl walked into the doctors office because she thought that she had a disease responsible for her ugliness. So she went to the office and the doctor and explained her problem. The doctor said, ”If we really want to find out i will ...

March 15, 2011

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The Facebook LIKE button

In Kenya, it is said that every market has its own madman. But Facebook has so many mad people you would need to conduct a full census just to get an estimate. I bumped into a picture online of a Libyan who has been brutally killed by a 50mm bull...

February 22, 2011

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