Humor Articles
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a
beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't
sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?" She held
up one finger and asked...
The Five Types of ANNOYING bedmates
I love my bed, a lot. So much so that I dont like sharing it. I also love my sleep and sleeping with someone else in the bed is always a problem for me because I do not want people disturbing my sleep. I need someone who sleeps like a baby - Um, scra...
The Future of Online Marketing in Kenya
As a web developer and local online marketer in Nairobi, I have seen tremendous growth of Internet usage in the last 2 years. Almost everyone I meet has set up a website, is in the process of setting one or is considering doing so. Those who are not ...
The girl and the teacher
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jo...
The greatest father in the world
Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha...
The Hair In My Food Experience
Hello there, my name is John Wakaba, your local average Kenyan. Currently I am unemployed which means I live the sufferers life, by default that is. When you are unemployed it doesn’t mean that you are jobless, you have several jobs in fact, the most...
The heart that loves the most
The heart that loves the most
Is the same that gets broken the worst
But the heart that loves the least
Is the one that sees life through mist
For the soldiers who come forth from war
With blood and wounds and tears in the eyes
Are the ones who...
The height of ....
Every once in a while, you come across a piece of really funny lines and I stumbled upon one. This one just takes the biscuit. And I added afew of my own.
The height of.....
1) Height of patience : A naked woman lying down with her legs a...
The Hit And Run Terrorists
It had to happen. Al Shabaab threatened to bring the flames of war to Kenya if Nairobi did not withdraw its troops from Somalia. And now, sorry to say, we are shitting our pants all the way through extra time fearing that some of our body parts may d...
The Horror that is the dating scene
For a very long time I thought that I was walking around with a bullseye on my forehead (Nope, since I am a women, it probably was a sign on my chest) that was only visible to a specific breed of the male species. This bullseye had a neon arrow that ...
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