Humor Articles
Of Indians and Flat Bums ...
My Indian friends will want to cook me alive due to this post. I beg them not to, not because I dont want to feel my jewels explode under loads of steaming fluids but because I dont think I'd make a good meal. Reason? Well, after carefully inspecting...
Of Ladies and Bedroom Moanotones
So Ladies, you scream while doing the naughties? Great! But are you sure men like that particular ringtone which you selected as the one that will be playing as you vocalize your travels to the enchanted orgasm kingdom of Kakuma? I will let you know ...
Of Men and Ladies Handbags
There are many three-word sentences in the world. We have some that show affection like "I love you" - except when you say it and get no favourable response. Or if the person says the words back with addition of words like "a brother" or "a friend" a...
Of Queues and annoying people
I hate a lot of things in this world but nothing pushes my angry I'm-gonna-shoot-you-in-the-eye-then-pee-in-your-mouth button more than queues. The idea of my gonads aligning with some old woman's bored behind promptly sends my jewels into yawning-mo...
Oh Shit! 2012 is here ...
Am afraid for my life. I had promised one lady who goes by the name @CarolineSpencer that I’d write a smashing end of 2011 post and which I even drafted but due to unavoidable circumstances (read excessive intake of beer and clubbing) the post could ...
Oh Shit! The British Premier League
Dear Husband/Boyfriend;
Am writing this letter to you with a lot of sorrow and anguish because I heard the most horrible news. I thought it would never happen again since the last time I heard, they said it was over. But now, come this weekend, I ...
Oh yes, we can reclaim this country!
For the longest time, you and I - the citizens or this country - have been praying and crying for better leadership. Greed, corruption and decisions based on personal gain have been the order of the day. We have politicians sitting on seats worth qua...
Oil Stunting
Kids, this is the crazy story of how I met your mother. The year is 2014. The place is in a night club known as Pavements in Westlands, Nairobi.*cue for audience to laugh* I am really drunk- and I think high- and there is this chic giving me weird lo...
One of the software designers of OS X dies
One of the software designers of OS X dies and finds himself standing in front of a committee charged with deciding his fate for eternity.
What are my choices asks the nerd. Heaven or hell, is the committees response. The engineer had heard a...
Onions and a christmas tree
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, roun...
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