Humor Articles
Parenting terrorists
Little girls are angels right?
Perfect little beings that fart perfume and throw cute diva-like tantrums when they demand that Barbie Mariposa marsion with matching pool that costs 3 months rent is a fairly decent Nairobi suburb.
They mostly a...
Parrot *****
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The Parrot, a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act.
The neighbors knock on the door and ex...
Party Invitations - A Few Rules Will Do
I hosted a Go-Away-Goat party last weekend. For those who dont know, when someone is going away for a while and you host a goat-eating to bid them farewell, we call that a Go-Away-Goat party. It was for wifey, who is flying out, and the party was hos...
Pay for suspected criminals? Not with my money
Politicians are dedicated idiots. When you sit down and decide that you will pay legal fees for suspected criminals using taxes that you DONT contribute to, I have to say you have a jar of sour porridge for a brain. So much so that the average Kenyan...
Pay Me More Or Else ...
They have demanded a pay rise before they even start working. I am talking about the "Honorable" members of parliament. I don't think they realize how ridiculous the argument fronted by their two brain cells seriously drenched in Blue Moon is.
So...
physical examination
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterical...
Piece of Meat ***
There was a little boy and little girl playing in a mud box and the little boy as being a little boy playing with his manhood.
The little girl was not bothering anybody she was sitting there playing with a crawfish when all of a sudden she...
Pinkies and the hookers
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers.
Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say "Hi there little boy!"
One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they al...
Pizza Delivery
A college boy was delivering pizza to a regular customer's house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth,"this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of...
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