Humor Articles
Definitions
Definitions of Designations:
* Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
* Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
* Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woma...
Dentist appointment
I thought, Jessop, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the football stadium with a friend at the end of the game? That was my dentist....
Devoted wife
Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has
17children......
Soon
after the last child is born, her husband dies.....
A few weeks later she remarried and over the following years has
another
22 children with her second husband.........
diamond ring for Christmas
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty
4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find
a fake Jeep?"
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Diet From Hell
We started eating donkey-meat officially a decade ago. And since a few months back, as we all saw on TV, we are officially eating RATS as well. And dogs have become a delicay in famine hit areas. So am thinking, with the imminent hunger that is alway...
Diff btwn woman & fridge
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge. A fridge does not moan when you take its meat....
Differebce between american and serbian pilots
Q: What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
A: American pilots break ground and fly into the wind!
...
Difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
-About three inches....
Do Beautiful women fart?
There is one art women have mastered. The art of farting. And most men dont want to imagine the girl of their dreams blowing out a screamer. And when they do it in a crowd and you are the only guy, EVERYONE assumes its you. Even in a matatu, if you a...
Doctor! Am immoral and I spell like a retard
Dear Doctor;
I have a girlfriend who have introduced me to her cousin and i kind of liked her and my girlfriend is away for a wee bit. And i fil like i wanna do the cousin.what should i do.\
John.
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