Humor Articles
Pizza Delivery
A college boy was delivering pizza to a regular customer's house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth,"this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of...
Please do not laugh
Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.
"In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional."
With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger th...
Please help, My Girlfriend Is Preganant
Dear Doctor Crazy;
I was in a relationship with this chick and she got pregnant,i found she was cheating but she insists the child is mine,now she blaming for not caling and asking how she doing and wants to terminate the pregnancy,
Please help...
Please move your cars
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announce...
Please pay me a compliment
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."
The husband replies: "Your eyesight's d...
PNU's new symbol
"PNU announced today that they are changing their emblem from a Flame to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance.
A condom "stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of...
Police Pursue Blog-Jacker
Police are investigating claims that a blog post was jacked at gun point earlier today. The post was minding its own business annoying people on the internet when the incident happened. Eye witnesses who saw the alleged jacking said the incident took...
Politically correct women descriptions...
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED HUMAN
She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
She...
Positive Attitude
How to start your day with a positive attitude:
1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush".
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to ...
POW! The Best Beer of All
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the...
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