Humor Articles
Can Little Girls have Babies
Looking a little freaked out, Little Omondi came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Omondi then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his fri...
Capital ***
There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette. The redhead and the brunette were always making fun of the blonde saying how dumb she was.
So, the blonde decided to prove the other two wrong by learning the capitals of every country in the wor...
Capra Hymena
Buganda is a kingdom from which a beautiful, illustrious and rather perverted people hail. It’s a community that has taken “embuzi”—the local word for goat—and given it sinister meanings and innuendos.
The domestic goat Capra aegagrus hircus is a...
Car Crash
Car Crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them ...
Catch a Grenade, throw it at the wedding committee
So you want me to be part of your wedding committee? And come to the pre-wedding party too?
NO! No Freaking way!
Okay, maybe I sounded a little harsh there. Let me think about it for a second and maybe I may have time to gain energy to say a ...
Chain STD
"Doc, I think my son has an STD," a patient told his urologist on the
phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get
him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But...
Chased by the Bear ***
Once there were these two backpackers who see a bear begin to charge them so one backpacker takes off his hiking boots and puts on running shoes.
His companion says, "you'll never outrun the bear, why are you putting those on?"
The ...
CHICKEN AND WINE
Im not the bravest,
Stamping my chest
and blandishing machetes,
If I tell u l'd kill a lion
like the masaai moran
I'd be lying
coz it take two hearts
and I only have one,
But I'd psyche myself
With hot water n a knife
slaughter a chicken
p...
Chicken condoms
One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby
town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, 'The ...
Childless couple told to try sex
Childless couple told to try sex
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.
The University Clinic of Lubek said they had ...
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