Humor Articles
milking a cow
Question: When is the best time to milk a cow?
Answer: When she is in the mooooood....
Mind your Language ... funny Kenyans!
If there is one thing Kenyans love, its creating their own language rules. For example, the word Kimtu is accepted across the board whereas your swahili teacher categorically told you there is nothing like Kimtu. Its Jitu. Ditto for Kamtu, kasichana,...
Mission Impossible 5 - Condoms Protocol
Why on earth do people fear buying condoms? I thought by now those are not things you should be afraid to buy. If anything, you should walk with that bounce in your stride because you have scored.
But no!
I saw a guy yesterday buying condoms...
Mkaing wishes
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled ...
Money From A Priest
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.
The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy ...
Monster Fart ***
Joe a nervous young man, was invited to dinner with his girlfriends parents.....a stern Yorkshire farmer and his wife.....
Half way through the meal, as they were discussing his intentions towards their daughter, Joe feels an enormous fart com...
MORE SOAP ... Hilarious story.
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the clean laundry back, and was still di...
Most adults are hiding at least one dark secret
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. H...
Most Beautiful Night ***
On his honeymoon, a very thick South African Boer farmer, Piet Kruger, insisted on having a room with a balcony overlooking the sea.
On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom dressed in some very ...
Most wanted Breast Arrested In Uganda
National security in Uganda was dealt a major boost after Ugandan Police arrested a notorious breast amid protests by her owner. The breast suspected of organizing a demonstration among other heinous crimes was fondled and groped by a sexually starve...
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