Humor Articles
Letter From Lion To Tourists
Dear Visitors To My Jungle;
I wanted to start this letter with a roar but that wont have the desired effect in writing of making you suprise your pants with fluid and maybe semi solid stuff. Thus, let me use something you might understand better. ...
Letter From Mars To Venus
To Venus,
Greetings. The last meeting we had did not go well, you representatives walked away in protest saying that us Martians are interested in only one thing.
Our proposal is to hold a convention at a neutral place. Let us all come back to ...
Letter to self
Maybe I am late with this letter to self thing but since it#&039;s not a crime against intelligence, am going to do it. I am not sure at what age to send this letter at but it doesn#&039;t matter since the kind of letter I am doing is basically abou...
Light and Hard
- What is the difference between "light" and "hard"? You can sleep with a light on....
Light travels faster:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....
Like cats and Dogs
What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. They whine when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater ...
Lil Girl And God
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
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Lipstick on mirrors
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their ...
Little Girl and mom
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inq...
Little Johnny again
Teacher: "If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?"
Little Johnny: "Nine."
Teacher: "That's not right, you'd have eight."
Little Johnny: "No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rab...
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