Humor Articles
The Midget and the Shit
A midget walks into a bar trips over some sh*t left on the floor.
Luckily no one saw him, so to avoid embarrassment, he doesn’t make a fuss about it. So he goes to bar and orders a drink.
A few minutes later a big fella comes to the bar and tri...
The mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks
away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who ...
The New Alphabet
It is many years since I cleared nursery school (I am told that these days they graduate, complete with graduation gowns and graduation parties). Ever since then, the only alphabetical order that I was taught has never been revised despite the fact i...
The New Hunger Hotline ...
I believe to become a Minister for Special Programmes in Kenya, you have to be an alumni of a 'special' school for 'special' people. That would of course explain why one Hon. Esther Murugi decided to launch an emergency hotline for victims of famine....
The new metro cop pulled a speeder
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.
"Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired.
"But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain..."
"Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer. "...
The New Super-Ingia Tariff takes Koinange by storm
Subscribers of Koinangycom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangycom CEO Mr. Mike-whore Josef said this new tariff will be changing depen...
The New Super-ingia Tariff takes Koinange by storm
Subscribers of Koinangycom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangycom CEO Mr. Mike-whore Josef said this new tariff will be changing depen...
The Passing of Sir Eggzam
Dear Dakatri;
There is this gal in class who makes me crazy, in short i cannot concentarte in class she smile so nice. Am pursuing my
computer packages in KIRAN college in Embu please help i need to pass eggzams with this gal off my mind.
...
The Policeman's Ball
The Policeman's Ball
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.
The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."
The cop approached the car and ...
The Political Beer Ladder ...
1st Beer - The Musallyia. Cool calm and collected. Your faculties are all working correctly and everything you say sounds very sober. And boring.
2nd Beer - The Rafael Toojoo. You are just there. This beer is as useless. Everyone knows it exists b...
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