Humor Articles
Forgive me father, for I have fallen.
There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who
kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I
hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a co...
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze.
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Four Kenyans
Four Kenyans were on death row for a very serious felony offence. They were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from:
1.Electric chair
2.Firing squad
3.Hanging
4.HIV Injection.
On the fateful day, ...
Four Years of Mourning ****
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Sadie says she'd go ...
Fun things to do in a Supermarket
Supermarkets and shopping malls are a fun place to be. And if you want to add more fun to the shopping experience, here are a few ideas. Please note that your dental formula may be affected by the following activities.
1) Sing loudly as you shop. ...
Fun things to do in a traffic Jam ...
Next time you get stuck in jam, do the following to kill time especially if you are in a matatu.
1) Pick your nose and show your neighbor. Then, while giggling very excitedly, tell them "Its the biggest I have caught this week!"
2) Whistle "Mar...
Funny
ACTUAL ARTICLE TAKEN FROM A JAPANESE NEWSPAPER
On Friday, March 14, the Japanese Coast Guard responded to an SOS call from a sinking ship in the middle of the Sea of Japan. When the rescue effort arrived, they found the crew of a trawler clingin...
Funny Anagrams
George Bush -- rearrange the letters -- He bugs Gore.
Dormitory -- rearrange the letters -- Dirty Room.
Evangelist -- rearrange the letters -- Evil's Agent.
Desperation -- rearrange the letters -- A Rope Ends It.
The Morse Code -- rearran...
Funny stats and my two pence analysis
Here are a few statistics and facts I collected around the net (and of course added a few goofy comments to spice them up). Am assuming 7 out of every three people who read it will enjoy and 10 of those will share with friends.
A pig's orgasm last...
Garden of Eden
One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam "What troubles you, my Son?"
Adam looked up to God ad said "I'm lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to."
So God s...
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