Humor Articles

Three wishes:

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my...



Three-Legged Race

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour; The chicken was still ...



To all women out there ...

To the woman who brought me to this world, To the many women that brought me up, To the many whose hearts I have a special place, To the one woman to who my heart belongs, To the soldiers for better lives of all women, To each person who answers...



To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. ...



Too Fast Too Furious - Samosa Drift

I have some evidence of serious rear-end damage. And no, I have not been allowing people to check the plumbing in the drainage system in my rear so don't give me that look. Rather, I have been a victim of a triangular shaped delicacy popularly known ...



Too Many Fires

A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. "How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief. "Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefi...



toothbrush

I've been using a toothbrush on the cow's teeth - now she's giving dental cream....



Top Gear’s Jeremy Clarkson Wowed By Durban

South Africa’s tropical coastal city of Durban and its spectacular Moses Mabhida stadium provided Top Gear with the perfect backdrop for its biggest live show yet. A total of 67 000 people visited the venue over the two days to be entertained by supe...



Top ten things only women understand

Top ten things only women understand 10) Cats’ facial expressions. 9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds. 7) "Fat" , clothes. 6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat yo...



Torres Torrerizes Barca

They have been called the best team in the world. Sir Alex Ferguson described their style of play as a passing carousel that consists big names like Xavi and Iniesta, Cesc, Messi, Alexis Sanchez et al. But as they learnt yesterday, when its not your ...





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