Humor Articles
The End of the world is here
Everyone wants to go to heaven. Only problem they say is that nobody wants to die. And without death that transition is not likely to take place. And the morbid fear of death and damnation is what false prophets and preachers work with. I said the ot...
The exzackery disease
A really ugly girl walked into the doctors office because she thought that she had a disease responsible for her ugliness. So she went to the office and the doctor and explained her problem. The doctor said,
”If we really want to find out i will ...
The Facebook LIKE button
In Kenya, it is said that every market has its own madman. But Facebook has so many mad people you would need to conduct a full census just to get an estimate.
I bumped into a picture online of a Libyan who has been brutally killed by a 50mm bull...
The farm
He knows all about the farm.
Does he know how long cows should be milked?
The same as short ones.
...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a
beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't
sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?" She held
up one finger and asked...
The Five Types of ANNOYING bedmates
I love my bed, a lot. So much so that I dont like sharing it. I also love my sleep and sleeping with someone else in the bed is always a problem for me because I do not want people disturbing my sleep. I need someone who sleeps like a baby - Um, scra...
The Future of Online Marketing in Kenya
As a web developer and local online marketer in Nairobi, I have seen tremendous growth of Internet usage in the last 2 years. Almost everyone I meet has set up a website, is in the process of setting one or is considering doing so. Those who are not ...
The girl and the teacher
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jo...
The greatest father in the world
Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha...
The Hair In My Food Experience
Hello there, my name is John Wakaba, your local average Kenyan. Currently I am unemployed which means I live the sufferers life, by default that is. When you are unemployed it doesn’t mean that you are jobless, you have several jobs in fact, the most...
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