Humor Articles
The Bar Story
This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window ...
The Biological Clock
If there is an alarm that freaks women out, it is the biological one. It has no snooze button (thank heavens for that) so you cannot insist you will be cuter for five more years. When the alarm of your biological clock goes off, your goose is cooked....
The Blonde and her Female Boss
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to w...
The Blonde and the circle
A blonde is driving down the road and then she slams on her brakes because she was not watching and smacks into the back of some guy in a truck. The guy gets out and starts yelling at her. The blonde gets out of her car and starts talking back at hi...
The Blonde Husband and the naked uncle
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He r...
The Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ''I've kidnapped you.''
She then wrote a note saying...
The boss called one of his employees into the office
The boss called one of his employees into the office.
"Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted ...
The Burned Ears
A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''
''But h...
The CEO of a large company
The CEO of a large company decides he needs to relax, and so he takes a ride in his hot-air balloon. After drifting aimlessly for several hours, he realizes he is lost and cannot return home. Looking down, he sees a man standing on the 50-yard line i...
The chocolate the doggie made
Whatcha doin?
... Eating choclate
Whered you get it?
... The doggy dropped it..
Wheres the doggy?
... Bbehind the door :)
Whats he doin?
.... Makin more!
BILLY PUT THAT DOWN!...
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