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Hillary Clinton's Security Test
The Kenya Police , The FBI, and the CIA were all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals ahead of Hillary Clinton's visit to Kenya. Therefore, the Kenyan President decided to give them a test. He released a rabbit into Mau Fo...
hire a new waitress
A manager of a restaurant had called its owner to ask
about whether or not she should hire a new waitress.
"She can speak twelve different languages, which will
be good for foreign visitors," said the manager.
"All right, so hire her," the owner ...
Holmes go Camping ***
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what do...
Honest Marriage Vows
<i>There is too much dishonesty in love and relationships nowadays so I sought to give a sample of what honesty in a marriage ceremony would entail... Here goes ....</i>
We are gathered here in the presence of God and men to join these people in h...
Honey Moon
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.
The driver wasn't too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their dest...
Honey, I invited a friend home for supper
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
...
Honeymoon Accident ****
On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital.
"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband...
Hook up services. Truths or half truths...
They are everywhere. Newspapers, magazines, internet and even on mobiles phone services. Am talking about hook-up services. It seems the business of human brokerage is becoming a really lucrative sector nowadays. Helping two people meet and hopefull...
Hooker donation
One night in a small town, the church burned to the ground.
The following Sunday, the congregation had to hold services under a huge tent. "Please donate as much as possible," implored the minister, "so that we may start the construction o...
Hookers & Mistresses Ltd profits down by 75%
Profits for Hookers & Mistresses Limited have slumped by 75% according to end of their 2010-2011 fiscal year results announced by the group CEO, Miss Tunauza Kumamoto. In a statement issued to the media, the company also saw a 60% drop in turn-over, ...
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