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Hookers & Mistresses Ltd profits down by 75%
Profits for Hookers & Mistresses Limited have slumped by 75% according to end of their 2010-2011 fiscal year results announced by the group CEO, Miss Tunauza Kumamoto. In a statement issued to the media, the company also saw a 60% drop in turn-over, ...
Kenyans and Peculiar Business Names
Kenyans have been called peculiar many times. I always tend to agree because lets face it, we are peculiar. And the area where we are most guilty is business names. Based on what I observe, I fear that soon, with the name syllables' combinations that...
Internet explorer 6 - The Last Dinosaur
I just bumped into a picture that ridicules Internet Explorer (Version 6 especially) and it reminded me how much of a headache that relic of a browser used to be. No tabs, pathetic rendering of styles and as usual for most MS stuff, very unreliable. ...
Prostitution is like Banking
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
The Crazy Dictionary
Toilet: A room that functions very well when you in your house and vehemently refuses to flush when you are at someone else's house.
Politician: A guy whose head and ass have agreed to perform swapped roles.
Hard drive: They used to be called d...
I Think Am Pregnant ...
I seriously think I am pregnant. There is increased activity in my mid-section and my stomach has bulged a bit. However, everytime I think am pregnant, I stand naked in front of the mirror and think, NAAAH! Its not possible. The two jewels staring ba...
If weaves could talk, They'd say ...
Am tired of being a weave; of being called the suicide bomber of bedroom romance or an over-insistent pet that perches on people's heads. Am tired of getting blank stares from people and being blamed for stinking yet its all my owners fault.
Its ...
My Take On FEB 28th
I want to take issue with the people condemning the opponents of the event dubbed Feb 28th which calls for unity of all Kenyans by singing the National Anthem at 1:00 pm today. I have gone through posts on social media and on the blogosphere that are...
The New Hunger Hotline ...
I believe to become a Minister for Special Programmes in Kenya, you have to be an alumni of a 'special' school for 'special' people. That would of course explain why one Hon. Esther Murugi decided to launch an emergency hotline for victims of famine....
The Facebook LIKE button
In Kenya, it is said that every market has its own madman. But Facebook has so many mad people you would need to conduct a full census just to get an estimate.
I bumped into a picture online of a Libyan who has been brutally killed by a 50mm bull...
