Humor Articles
The Matatu Menace
A situation where someone has accumulated so much idiocy in their head that it flows out without his consent is called a stupidity overdose! And that very much sums up the condition that this Mbugua-Matatu guy was suffering from.
I said earli...
Farting and allied gas emmissions act of 2010
These are the amendments to the farting and allied gas emissions act of 2010.
1) Farting is described as the act of emitting gases of all types and intensity, loud or silent, accidental or intentional, wet or dry through the rear opening or any o...
FCIE examination results
A total of 500,000 Kenyans sat for the FCIE (Facebook Certificate of Idleness Examination) last year in various cybers, offices and mobile phones around the country. These students sat for a total of ten papers including Wall writing, poking, inboxin...
SHUT UP! Esther Arunga can make a GREAT president.
They say celebrities are like stored fish. Unless they are kept cool, they start to stink. And I think Esther Arunga has been out of the fridge for a few days. Evryone is up in arms right now saying she is nuts coz she said she wants to run for polit...
Facebook code of ethics
A long time ago, when Facebook was the in thing, I wrote these rules.
1) Dont invite me to join stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should I help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran...
MORE SOAP ... Hilarious story.
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the clean laundry back, and was still di...
My two pence beliefs on love ...
People always accuse me of not believing in love. But it doesnt always mean that he who sings a song the loudest knows the lyrics better than the silent one.
So to settle the fears and concerns of many this valentines, here are my two pence belie...
Truths and Untruths ....
Malaba is a small town located at the border of Kenya and Mexico.
A lion is an animal that enjoys the lion share of the animal Kingdom.
An ATM machine is a machine that either gives you cash or a headache.
Policemen are good people trained t...
Shit we can believe in ...
Exactly one year ago, the world sent home a Dick and a Bush. It was the day that all Luos and moderate Kikuyus shared in the moment of watching their brother become the 44th president of the US. Something was amiss though. I couldnt place it until af...
What type of gal are you?
A mad friend of mine called Timothy decided to sit down with another equally mad group of guys and decided that gals are so much like IT stuff nowadays. The characteristics are similar and so on and so forth. And so they decided these are the type of...
