Humor Articles
Fun things to do in a traffic Jam ...
Next time you get stuck in jam, do the following to kill time especially if you are in a matatu.
1) Pick your nose and show your neighbor. Then, while giggling very excitedly, tell them "Its the biggest I have caught this week!"
2) Whistle "Mar...
Kenyans and Bad Toilet Etiquette ...
Latest reports indicate that Kenyans have some of the worst toilet manners. Well, the problem with toilets is that they have toilet bowls whereas most Kenyans have buckets for backsides. Trying to fit a bucket-mouth on the bowl is an obvious problem ...
If Real Life Was Like Facebook ...
We spend a great amount of time on facebook. But have you ever wondered how life would be like if REAL LIFE was like Facebook?
1) Women would leave home with clean clothes and go home with likes and comments all over their clothes. Wont be supris...
Security Alert :: ChipsFunga 2.0 or SausageFunga 8.0 BETA Viruses
We have noted a number of problems related with the release of our latest version of Friday Entertainment Suite PF5 software into the Kenyan Market. The following are various observations and possible remedies to some of the problems.
1) There is...
I have been losing sleep ...
The whole of this week, I have been suffering from insomnia. I don't know the reason why my sleep is behaving like a girl and playing hard to get every night. But while am losing sleep for no reason, a large number of people are losing sleep for a h...
These two sexes ... Hmmm...
Someone asked me how women ended up in the kitchen while men are ever obsessed with football. Now am sure I will get in trouble for my reasoning on this topic but again, its my opinion. And I'll give it irrespective of the consequences.
Let me sta...
Aliens: The truth is in here ...
Whoever peddles lies that aliens are brighter than us should be killed. How can they be brighter than us yet the fly in saucers? They cant even figure out how to land the dumb things here. And, again, they only abduct drunk people, schizophrenics and...
The Matatu Menace
A situation where someone has accumulated so much idiocy in their head that it flows out without his consent is called a stupidity overdose! And that very much sums up the condition that this Mbugua-Matatu guy was suffering from.
I said earli...
Farting and allied gas emmissions act of 2010
These are the amendments to the farting and allied gas emissions act of 2010.
1) Farting is described as the act of emitting gases of all types and intensity, loud or silent, accidental or intentional, wet or dry through the rear opening or any o...
FCIE examination results
A total of 500,000 Kenyans sat for the FCIE (Facebook Certificate of Idleness Examination) last year in various cybers, offices and mobile phones around the country. These students sat for a total of ten papers including Wall writing, poking, inboxin...
